Has anyone ever read Sophie’s Choice by William Styron. Stingo finds this girl , a rich bored girl of the middle class who loved to talk about fucking but when old Stingo went down looking for the beaver she got all upset,and said, she could say fuck but she could not fuck. I met a girl who loved talking about fucking , I mean she loved talking dirty. I was on a train from Cairo to Luxor and after some heavy toking with the restaurant carriage smelling like an opium den ,I said , well how about it. Fuck off you dirty fucking sleazeball. I’d rather be fucked by The hunchback of Notre Dame. Well I thought I can be your Quasimodo for a night and you can be my Esmaralda . But no she wouldn’t budge. It didn’t matter that she did a Pulp Fiction dance on that boat going down the Nile. Uma Thurman she has very fuckable feet.

•